Dear Santa,
Here is my christmas list. It won't cost anything but time and long hard work and common sense accompanied with brains. My family wants to give me stuff, i've got plenty of stuff i don't need more and i don't even have space:
- An idea to pull my whole tentative tattoo concept together (i like bright contrasting colors and traditional tattoo styles)
- A job that suits me; your recommendations are strongly encouraged, i need guidance
- Extra time in the day to watch tv, glue stuff, make themed mixes for people or myself, cooking
- Advise people to stop telling me what i want to hear. It's obnoxious and it makes me uncomfortable and i'm bored with bullshit.
- Attention Span longer than hey wanna go ride bikes?
- The desire to dust & vacuum my car
- Understanding why i start so many things and never finish them
- Fixing #7
- The ability to utelize creativity to be shared with the masses
- The house recipe for the Bloody Mary @ the Friendly Toast
- Increasing world peace and happiness and Decreasing world hunger and dispair.
I don't necessarily need all these right now or even all at once, my birthday is strategically placed 6 months after christmas, which gives you ample time to tell those lovely birthday fairies what they need to get workin' on.
Catch ya later fatty white jolly and generous dude
xoxo,
slice-o-pie
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