saving sweater meat

Let's be honest boys and girls - breasts are awesome. So in honor of healthy breasts for all, specifically cancer-free breasts..........help with the ginormous BOOB walk by either donating pillows of money or juggs of goods at the upcoming Tormey Sister Tag Sale coming this Saturday, October 3 at the Willi Tormey estate. 100% of proceeds will be donated to Val and Tina's boob brigade, tastefully dubbed TREASURE CHESTS!

I just checked out their team website and the 4-woman team has already raised a whopping $7173.90 toward their 10G goal. Pretty snazzy!



Tina's Page


Val's Page


**EDIT Due to potential Monsoon/Typhoon weekend conditions, this event is postponed to next Saturday 10/10/09.**

There's less than 3 weeks to give props to the ladies, as well as the 4 ladies who will be walking 60 miles in 3 days.....

haiku hikick

I'm into haiku
just to state what i'm thinking
at random moments

I like to make jokes
about situations I
have no control of

It gets me thinking
and using all those brain cells
i forget i have

there are many words
that are five syllables long
that i use daily

don't know what that means
maybe that i'm kinda weird
i can deal with that

Big O for Big E?

So i went to one of those "great town fairs" yesterday evening and i don't really know what i was expectiing to happen, i don't know if i was gonna have some mindblowing experience.......all i really wanted was a fresh greasy corndog, avoid seeing dysfunctional clients that would most likely recognize me, and steal a little piglet from it's mom so i could bring it home and have a cute roommate. 3 strikes.


I guess it wasn't my day, but that's okay. I did however enjoy myself because i got to experience... 1. Meghan getting hustled by a carnie and then refusing to pay for the extra darts and refusing to blow up the balloons she popped, and then demanding that she received a prize for the balloons, which was thrown at her by the little pissed of carnie lady. i was going to make a list of things i enjoyed but honestly that carnie altercation was well worth the $10 entrance fee and $15 spent on shitty food.


So now i'm contemplating the big one, the biggest fair around......THE BIG E! Never been, 27 years in new england and never once to the big E. I honestly don't know if i can do it. Everyone talks about the amazing football sized baked potatoes, and the big beer tent and i don't know even what else. I mean is it really that fun? I mean i paid 6 bucks for a large shitty corndog, i'd be pretty pissed if i made the same mistake again. People watching is always fun.......
Is the Big E legit?

dynamic duo

i decided to take a moment to read up on some blogs i haven't checked out in a little while, my sister finally posted some stuff after several months, and then i had to catch up on all those silly cake wrecks, and then I came across eric's and found this- totally rocks my sox!!!



props to eric & chuck, y'all are pretty fucking hilarious


PS - Ever think about becoming superheroes?

sonic cougars with tots on the side

What do 4 cougars do at 10pm on a saturday night?? hit up the hottest spot 25 minutes outside Boston for a late night snack of course!


After a couple years of nonstop Sonic commercials about awesome slushees or tatertots, there's finally one on Rte 1 in Mass, kinda Peadbody-ish. Me my sis and 2 of her friends piled into the ZipCar and waited patiently for almost 2 hours for burgers, sacks of tots and those minutemaid slushees they're always flashing on the tube. It was exhaustingly fun and delicious and the next person to use that zipcar is gonna be overpowered with Sonic stench!

Here's a pic of marissa trying to decide whether she wanted a blt or everything else on the menu
oh and that truck in the background seriously was like Pussywagon meets Magilla Gorilla