Channel surfing at strange hours leads to 4 things - softcore porn, infomercials (can be porn-influenced too), texas hold-em tourneys, and antiques roadshow.
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| Hairy Acorns! |
Biggest surprise of all my selections -> Who would have thought antiques roadshow would completely make me question my consciousness. What's this, JEWELRY MADE OUT OF HUMAN HAIR? No joke. Those buttoned-boot-petticoat-wearing high class 19th century fashionistas rocked locks like gangsta rappers rock platinum. You've got your selection of broaches, hairpins, lockets, crowns, & earrings all delicately designed with human hair! I found one website that sells antique hairy accessories and DUH- scented handmade bath soaps! Perfect pairing & Perfect for shared showers: no longer will you panic about whose black'n'curly is stuck on your bar-o-soap when you've got a fresh pube-infused bar of soap! Yikes.
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| Hairy Patterns |
These small statement pieces completely confirmed previous notions that all hairy fetishes were developed in the mid 1800's. Thanks PBS, once again you've taught me something i'll never forget.
