i'd like to thank one of my new coworkers for re-introducing me to slow jams and SWV. Her pandora selection at work is amazing, and it totally kills her that i know the lyrics to 86% of all songs, ever (excluding country).
romantic songs about infidelity; Take 1. How can something so frowned upon sound so sweet?!?! I slow dance in my head everytime i hear this.
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Saturday, February 19, 2011
local notes: craigs list gems
You farted in Whole Foods - m4w - 30 (Boston)
Date: 2011-02-16, 10:23AM EST
You were the tall brunette with the near-perfect body who farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you who asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied, "No! Wasn't me" and almost seemed insulted I would ask.
As the stink grew, you continued to deny the flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves of ciabatta bread. You stormed off in an angry huff.
You are beautiful, and even if you're a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.
PostingID: 2217415826As the stink grew, you continued to deny the flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves of ciabatta bread. You stormed off in an angry huff.
You are beautiful, and even if you're a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.
- Location: Boston
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Thank you craigslist for providing endless opportunities of entertainment
Saturday, February 12, 2011
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