I'm headin down the Atlanta highway. . . .

People make a big stink about having fun on your birthday. I'm all for it. This year i feel like i need to take reign of the fun parade and not burden the friends/family with the difficulty of herding people together in celebration of my glorious birth. So celebrating my entrance to the world is now an exit strategy.


on that note. ALL ABOARD my S.S.VW vessel heading all points south! I have 2 destinations really, and the inbwteen, like most of everything i do lately, is completely up in the air. i can't wait!

illusions are funny

so i'm like the fattest i've ever been, ever.. and i've been keeping it on strong since like november. it's pretty funny attempting to wear bathing suits i wore like 9 months ago now that it's acceptable to be almost naked in front of all my friends and acquaintances. in the midst of my rolly pollies there are these 2 pics that give the illusion of buffness. it's a big fat lie, i'm weak like baby deer. i have a huge ribcage and sometimes it makes me look musclicious. other times it looks like i've got another set of boobies. it's even funnier looking when i suck in my belly but i dont have any pictures of that today, maybe another time.




actually this is me and my twin sister i don't tell anyone about because we don't like each other. .. .. who is who? yeah that's a lie too, we really love each other a lot. i call her Landfill











hint hint . . . .i look turbo tan because i was home sick for a couple days when it was sunny and awesomely warm and all i was able to do was sunbathe in my backyard. sounds great? relaxing but sadly legit illin'

dirty laundry

i've been on this random truth/disclosure kick lately. It's been pretty interesting, for example telling my parents random things i never told them, things i did, things i didn't do, etc. I kinda was more interested in how people react to it. For the most part, it hasn't really exploded in my face and i've realized that virtually all the random things i have withheld or fibbed about have been pretty trivial in nature, and really had no harmful effects surrounding them.

Right now i don't really see the need to sugarcoat or hide anything, and i don't really see the purpose of white lies in general, with exception to surprise parties and other happy surprise things or practical jokes you play on friends. What's the point? Saving face doesn't get you anywhere, in fact it gets you knee deep in shit drama, which is just a waste time in general. More importantly it's a waste of my time. And if you can't admit to your own actions or feelings or thoughts, well, lets just say it's way too common and it's pretty lame and predictable to have cowardice of your own actions.

you might ask, well am I being hypocritical? Maybe yes maybe no. I dunno i can think of like 1 or 2 things i've been idling on for a hot minute, mostly i've been waiting for the right time and place to disclose this presently unmentionable truth, which i have been vaguely beating around the bush about for quite some time....I know the reaction that's going to take place, i just need to experience it firsthand, then i'll be somewhat relieved. No i'm not gay or pregnant (sorry ladies, sorry mom, joking mom!)

one-track mind*

Happy Birthday Bash: Eat your heart out

It only took a year to plan but East Atlanta is throwing me a Ginormous 2-day birthday bash! I can't wait, i just saw the flyer and the updated website and it's gonna be super fun!

http://www.corndogorama.com/

"This year also brings back some silly events, like the tricycle race, the cricket crunch and flip-flop 100 yd dash, and of course, the Corn dog Eating contest sanctioned by the World League of Competitive Eating www.wloce.com - We've also added other events, like the watermelon toss, the one legged relay race, bobbing for beer and the soon to be legendary World's Strongest Man contest + an art market, dunk tank and amusements for the light hearted and slightly weird."

Book your plane, train, or automobile rides soon, and I'll see y'all in about a month . . . . . . .

you could be as psyched as this masked mystery man

don't be corny, oh wait- fuck it, get stupidly corny!!

Common sense. If you lack this, don't fret- public restrooms got you
covered!

chickn skinz and rock'n'roll-high notes and all

So i um played rock band for the first time ever. I've been pretty sheltered in the whole videogame world, since the last and only videogame system i owned (still have it working too!) was the original Nintendo. I'm kinda horrible at almost every game i can think of that isn't on old skool nintendo, mostly because there are too many buttons to do ridiculous shit with. I scored no lower than in the 90-percentile for vocals (99% with Weezer!), was miserable at guitar . . . i finally got the chance to play the drums and then the neighbors got a little agitated and started banging on the ceiling. I love rock band drums now. I unintentionally play like Animal from the Muppets, and kinda was impressed with my coordination. We tried to play really quiet, which was definitely killed by our roaring laughter at the ridiculousness of annoyed neighbors I play fake drums as hard as real drums.

warming up my vocal chords and my sneer

Megs was awful at the drums, she tried hard to pretend she was having fun, but the real fun came for her after i retired the microphone for the drums. She rocked out the ballroom and sharona and finally agreed she was having fun. By default, Jesse was our guitar savior.

i missed the bandwagon with this videogame craze, i think it's pretty great, even late

Swine rhymes with Wine

check out the bottle label :)

So i totally forgot how much i love pigs, they're everything i love in an animal: cutely dirty, smelly, slobbery, and always hungry for whatever you gots. And their snouty grunts and oinks sooooooooo adorable. I got to hang out with some real life piggies the other day and even though i totally got pig snots on my face and in my wine glass, i loved every second of their dopeness!

this is the very moment the piggy sneezed on me!

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