so i'm like the fattest i've ever been, ever.. and i've been keeping it on strong since like november. it's pretty funny attempting to wear bathing suits i wore like 9 months ago now that it's acceptable to be almost naked in front of all my friends and acquaintances. in the midst of my rolly pollies there are these 2 pics that give the illusion of buffness. it's a big fat lie, i'm weak like baby deer. i have a huge ribcage and sometimes it makes me look musclicious. other times it looks like i've got another set of boobies. it's even funnier looking when i suck in my belly but i dont have any pictures of that today, maybe another time.
actually this is me and my twin sister i don't tell anyone about because we don't like each other. .. .. who is who? yeah that's a lie too, we really love each other a lot. i call her Landfillhint hint . . . .i look turbo tan because i was home sick for a couple days when it was sunny and awesomely warm and all i was able to do was sunbathe in my backyard. sounds great? relaxing but sadly legit illin'
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