I'm new to blogging. I'm not quite sure about blog etiquette, but i do know things like slander, threatening, pretending i'm a licensed clinician, lawyer, psychiatrist, etc. would definitely give me some legal problems. I will do my best to not break any laws or create any hard feelings in the process.
I would however like to give a shout out to all the small-town drug dealers. Or maybe have a seminar of the do's and don'ts of drug dealing (mostly don'ts). The past couple of months I've noticed more of you guys out and about in the light hours. I just want to know what ever happened to dealing drugs in dark alleys, after 10pm, you know, making it live up to it's scandalous reputation. Everyone knows this business is primarily based on reputation. I think you as a sub-culture are getting a little lazy and careless with your business. Here are a few pointers to help you stay on the up-and-up:
#1. Stay away from schools and neighborhoods with young families. Kids don't have money for drugs, they prefer other methods of tooth decay such as soda & candy. video games or pok-e-mon cards are up there too.
#2. STOP DRAWING ATTENTION TO YOURSELF! Seriously, it doesn't take a genius to recognize you're doing something sketchy, let alone illegal. Two cars stop traffic in both directions to exchange money and goods = ????? You needed a cup of sugar and a tablespoon of dried basil and you just happened to run into your buddy driving down the street. Sure. It just bothers me most when I am behind one of the cars trying to get where i have to be. Dark alleys/parking garages were invented for these purposes.
#3. To elaborate on #1. I've been known to ask you to take your business elsewhere if it's in the vicinity of my home, i'm an adult, but there's a family of young impressionable males right next door that don't really need more negative influences in their lives.
#4. This is for dealers and smokers. Don't 1/2 pull over to the side of the road to throw out cellophane blunt wrappers, tobacco scrapings, or other trash for that matter. It's a driving hazard especially when you fail to use your signal, and non-biodegradable liter is still bad for the environment.
This concludes my first seminar.
**(I didn't mean to discriminate against female dealers, just using "guys" as plural, if i were a southerner, "y'all" would have been used.)
I would however like to give a shout out to all the small-town drug dealers. Or maybe have a seminar of the do's and don'ts of drug dealing (mostly don'ts). The past couple of months I've noticed more of you guys out and about in the light hours. I just want to know what ever happened to dealing drugs in dark alleys, after 10pm, you know, making it live up to it's scandalous reputation. Everyone knows this business is primarily based on reputation. I think you as a sub-culture are getting a little lazy and careless with your business. Here are a few pointers to help you stay on the up-and-up:
#1. Stay away from schools and neighborhoods with young families. Kids don't have money for drugs, they prefer other methods of tooth decay such as soda & candy. video games or pok-e-mon cards are up there too.
#2. STOP DRAWING ATTENTION TO YOURSELF! Seriously, it doesn't take a genius to recognize you're doing something sketchy, let alone illegal. Two cars stop traffic in both directions to exchange money and goods = ????? You needed a cup of sugar and a tablespoon of dried basil and you just happened to run into your buddy driving down the street. Sure. It just bothers me most when I am behind one of the cars trying to get where i have to be. Dark alleys/parking garages were invented for these purposes.
#3. To elaborate on #1. I've been known to ask you to take your business elsewhere if it's in the vicinity of my home, i'm an adult, but there's a family of young impressionable males right next door that don't really need more negative influences in their lives.
#4. This is for dealers and smokers. Don't 1/2 pull over to the side of the road to throw out cellophane blunt wrappers, tobacco scrapings, or other trash for that matter. It's a driving hazard especially when you fail to use your signal, and non-biodegradable liter is still bad for the environment.
This concludes my first seminar.
**(I didn't mean to discriminate against female dealers, just using "guys" as plural, if i were a southerner, "y'all" would have been used.)
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