You farted in Whole Foods - m4w - 30 (Boston)
Date: 2011-02-16, 10:23AM EST
You were the tall brunette with the near-perfect body who farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you who asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied, "No! Wasn't me" and almost seemed insulted I would ask.
As the stink grew, you continued to deny the flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves of ciabatta bread. You stormed off in an angry huff.
You are beautiful, and even if you're a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.
PostingID: 2217415826As the stink grew, you continued to deny the flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves of ciabatta bread. You stormed off in an angry huff.
You are beautiful, and even if you're a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime.
- Location: Boston
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