buttcrackview mirror

on my 3:30 lunch break this afternoon i decided to run to the bank in the local strip mall and deposit my dough.   Walking out to my car i notice a big pimpin' sedan parked next to mine with 2 big dudes that looked like football players who both stopped their conversation to look in my direction.....prolly cuz i dropped my keys and my wallet popped open and things went flying and in an annoyed tone i moaned "fuuuuuuuck."  as i finished picking up all my goods i stood up to find the same 2 dudes in their red car sitting and staring.......something polkadotted hanging from their rearview mirror and without really thinking and having a sudden realization -

I blurted to them  "hey guys nice panties!" 
to which they replied,  "yeah you too!"

I was more baffled why they had this big ole polkadotted thong sprawled across their rearview mirror, by brain was firing in such a tangent of the long list of reasons why dudes would have a pair of women's underwear it wasn't until i sat into my car, had to make sure my sundress wasn't gonna get stuck in the car door, and then i realized that as i was bending over to pick up the insides of my wallet, my dress totally blew up over my butt.  Unfortunately there was nothing cute about my underwear today and i appologize for the public viewing of that go-to standby comfy pair of underwear you wear when the rest of your skivvies are either in the wash or need to get washed.

i appreciate a good laugh at my expense every now and then