So i get this phone call at work last week and it's my friend James, he's like "i know you're not feeling so well, but i really need you to stop by and help me out with something after work, i need your help please please, please." I was a little concerned that something serious was wrong, come to find out he needed help with his beard project, actually it's a st. patty's day chop project. You see - James is wicked irish and st. patty's day is a big thing in his family of many crazy irish folk. He looks straight outta the guinness/jameson factory irish. So funny.
James is a seasoned beard grower who recently shaved off his impressive beard, succumbing to peer pressure of people who cannot appreciate the aesthetics of a stellar beard. I was disappointed he caved, but i do understand it gets itchy and you have to trim it up and pick food out of it....but still....it's a rare natural talent worth sharing, and i continue to tell all my beard-capable male friends this and encourage beard growth. People who don't appreciate beards (usually men with "beard envy," or women with horrible sense of class and style) often use many hurtful slang words and try to use their negative energy to discourage beard growth. I have a zero tolerance policy for these type of people, despite not completely knowing what that means in this instance.
They're gonna be ridiculous in 3 weeks and i think that's Mc-awesome!!
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