a lot of things:
this guy george who comes to my office for routine visits often smells of cat urine or human urine or both. his dandruff is usually peppered onto his clothing. Skin flakes are gross. he pees himself in the waiting room when he's worried he might miss his appointment and not have enough time to go ahead of time.
old wet cigarette smell either on passersby or in my hair leftover from surrounding smokers.
perianal cysts/abcesses (apparently they are the worst smelling cysts ever, any cyst that is puffing out of your buttcrack from colon drip has gotta be rank)
burning flesh
burning hair
cat spray
scabies
My favorite hat? i think it had some sort of chemical reaction to sleep and no showering and then worn outside while i was walking around for hours. it made Val gag last weekend. I was part embarrassed part impressed. it's in the wash; i have faith the wash cycle will get rid of the funk it creates while atop my melon and life will be back to normal. So long smelly head - hello arm&hammer cleanliness. you are welcome to me passing the sniff test with flying colors.
i love my hat and even better - i found a gray one exactly the same a couple weeks ago at H&M. amazing.
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