I just remembered why we ventured to walmart at 1am the night before turkey day.....no not stupid bargains you can just get online, but the thrill of getting trampled to death was fresh on my mind....
i actually found something about one display aisle extremely aesthetically pleasing and all it was were mass quantities of very stereotypical turkey-day cooking products (pretty warhol-ish, without dayglo colors). innately, i stood posing right in front of Jiffy cornbread mix.
I was so impressed with the attention to detail, i almost had something that i suppose could be a spiritual moment, but let's be serious.......
Later on is where i really almost peed myself in shock. I didn't know there existed such a product, let alone be carried at walmart. I thought, "wow a Life Jockey, everyone needs a little guidance. and here it is only $9.99, Walmart is gonna give me purpose!" And in some 1/2 conscious moment i blurted out "I love the USA"
I haven't really figured out how to use it yet, but I'm not worried, it's Walmart quality!
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They're actually such great quality that instead of using my usual medium size I'm using X-Large size of these. The elastic is so powerful you have to use 1 or 2 sizes larger. Also the cotton is good quality and does not bunch up anywhere. Basically its a great looking underwear. Good for a date...
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