So i went to one of those "great town fairs" yesterday evening and i don't really know what i was expectiing to happen, i don't know if i was gonna have some mindblowing experience.......all i really wanted was a fresh greasy corndog, avoid seeing dysfunctional clients that would most likely recognize me, and steal a little piglet from it's mom so i could bring it home and have a cute roommate. 3 strikes.
I guess it wasn't my day, but that's okay. I did however enjoy myself because i got to experience... 1. Meghan getting hustled by a carnie and then refusing to pay for the extra darts and refusing to blow up the balloons she popped, and then demanding that she received a prize for the balloons, which was thrown at her by the little pissed of carnie lady. i was going to make a list of things i enjoyed but honestly that carnie altercation was well worth the $10 entrance fee and $15 spent on shitty food.
So now i'm contemplating the big one, the biggest fair around......THE BIG E! Never been, 27 years in new england and never once to the big E. I honestly don't know if i can do it. Everyone talks about the amazing football sized baked potatoes, and the big beer tent and i don't know even what else. I mean is it really that fun? I mean i paid 6 bucks for a large shitty corndog, i'd be pretty pissed if i made the same mistake again. People watching is always fun.......
Is the Big E legit?
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