Sunday, July 5, 2009

RAP101: Intro to gangsta rap video ho



Supply list:
  1. -Black Escalade (rims and tinted windows imperative)
  2. -tight pants, (the books call for spandex, jeans will suffice)
  3. -36-24-36 & (give or take a little, jeeze i'm a beginner here!)
  4. -5'3"
  5. -raindrops
  6. -sippin on Hennessey, Crown Royal, or malt liquor (small-batch bourbon on the rocks is slightly frowned upon, but will be acceptable for rare occurrences
  7. -suggestive looks/gestures
  8. -heels
  9. -traces of smoke (either from gunpowder, blunts, or meg's cigarettes)
  10. -multi-use jewelry
  11. -posse to back you up when you start runnin' your mouth
  12. nuff said

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